Chris: (narrating) The problem with going to department stores is every time a black person enters, they get followed. It didn't matter if you were a baby wearing diapers, a senior citizen wearing diapers, or even one of their own.
White Security Guard: He's on the move. Black Security Guard: What do you mean, I'm on the move? I work here! White Security Guard: Sorry. Force of habit.
Chris: (narrating) You'd think it'd be Christmas, and it might have been if Jesus cleaned our house and cooked our meals. Jesus: (serving the family meatloaf) Who wants meatloaf?
Adult Tonya: (narrating) Hey, you shut up, too. Chris: (narrating) Get outta my voice-over booth, woman! This is "Everybody Hates Chris," not "Everybody Hates Tonya!" Adult Tonya: (narrating) Whatever.
Chris: Hey Dad, what you gettin' Mom for Mother's Day? Julius: Me? Why should I get anything? It's Mother's Day, not Wife's Day.
Chris: (narrating) On Mother's Day, all I could do was hope my mother didn't know the difference between Pure Voodoo and Pure Voo-don't.
Music One Moment In Time by Whitney Houston.
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S 4 : Ep 22
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S 4 : Ep 21
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S 4 : Ep 20
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S 4 : Ep 19
Aired 4/3/09
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