Everybody Hates Chris

Julius: Julius: Anything can happen at any time. A toilet could fall outta the sky and crush you. A bus door could clamp on your neck and choke you. A poisonous lizard could escape from the zoo and bite you. (3 Hrs. later)You could fall off a bridge and drown, and you could trip and fall in front of a power mower and be decapitated.(1 A.M) You could be smokin' a cigarette and blow up while siphonin' 65 cents worth of gas, and you could eat some bad coleslaw and get diarrhea and die of dehydration. (Next morning) You could step in a puddle and be electrocuted by a downed wire. You could blow your nose and startle a cat with rabies.... Rochelle: OK, OK, we get it! We can die at any time, and you're happy!