Everybody Hates Chris

Season 1 Episode 20

Everybody Hates Playboy

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Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 27, 2006 on The CW

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    • Chris: (narrating) When I was a teenager, I discovered a lot of new things. I discovered sour milk doesn't always become yogurt.
      (Chris pours some milk into his cereal, which comes out looking like yogurt; he tastes it, then spits it out)
      Chris: (narrating) I discovered the barber who's always available isn't always the best.
      (a guy sees blood on his hand and runs out of the barbershop screaming)
      Barber: Next!
      Chris: (narrating) I also discovered that if you hit people with a truck, they'll do anything you want.
      (a clip from "The A-Team" is shown on TV)

    • Chris: (narrating) I wanted to lie, but my mother told me if I ever did, she'd slap me into another nationality.

    • Chris: (narrating) If Miss June knew how much trouble she was causing, she wouldn't be smiling!

    • Chris: (narrating) I thought Keisha was cute, but I'd push her in front of a gas truck to get to Miss June.

    • (Chris tries to buy Playboy and Gum)
      Chris: (narrating) The vice principal had my magazine, but I had money, so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
      Store Clerk: $3.50 (Chris pays, and the store clerk takes away the Playboy)
      Store Clerk: Now get out of here before I call the cops.
      Chris: For what?! You just robbed me, this one cost me 50 cents.
      Store Clerk: Really? Then why don't we call your mom and tell her how you're trying to buy a Playboy.
      Chris: (narrating) Hey, this (Miss) June was fine, but she wasn't worth going to jail.

    • Rochelle: (to Julius) Why were you going through my stuff? I don't go through your stuff!
      Chris: (narrating) Yes she does. He just never caught her.

    • Chris: My father knew that if my mother ever found that Playboy, he'd probably never see a naked woman again.

    • Chris: If you're gonna buy cheap furniture, you better stock up on Krazy Glue.

  • Notes

    • The song "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa is playing in the background when Chris and Greg are selling looks to see the Playboy Magizine in the school hallway.

    • The song Love Rollercoaster by The Ohio Players is played during the scene when Julius is looking for the Playboy.

    • The song that accompanies Chris and Greg's spying on the Vice Principal is "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell.

    • Drew is afraid of spiders.

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