Everybody Hates Chris

Season 1 Episode 20

Everybody Hates Playboy

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 27, 2006 on The CW



  • Quotes

    • (Chris tries to buy Playboy and Gum)
      Chris: (narrating) The vice principal had my magazine, but I had money, so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
      Store Clerk: $3.50 (Chris pays, and the store clerk takes away the Playboy)
      Store Clerk: Now get out of here before I call the cops.
      Chris: For what?! You just robbed me, this one cost me 50 cents.
      Store Clerk: Really? Then why don't we call your mom and tell her how you're trying to buy a Playboy.
      Chris: (narrating) Hey, this (Miss) June was fine, but she wasn't worth going to jail.