(Chris tries to buy Playboy and Gum)
Chris: (narrating) The vice principal had my magazine, but I had money, so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
Store Clerk: $3.50 (Chris pays, and the store clerk takes away the Playboy)
Store Clerk: Now get out of here before I call the cops.
Chris: For what?! You just robbed me, this one cost me 50 cents.
Store Clerk: Really? Then why don't we call your mom and tell her how you're trying to buy a Playboy.
Chris: (narrating) Hey, this (Miss) June was fine, but she wasn't worth going to jail.