Everybody Hates Chris

Season 1 Episode 20

Everybody Hates Playboy

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 27, 2006 on The CW



  • Quotes

    • Chris: (narrating) When I was a teenager, I discovered a lot of new things. I discovered sour milk doesn't always become yogurt.
      (Chris pours some milk into his cereal, which comes out looking like yogurt; he tastes it, then spits it out)
      Chris: (narrating) I discovered the barber who's always available isn't always the best.
      (a guy sees blood on his hand and runs out of the barbershop screaming)
      Barber: Next!
      Chris: (narrating) I also discovered that if you hit people with a truck, they'll do anything you want.
      (a clip from "The A-Team" is shown on TV)