Chris: (narrating) When I was a teenager, I discovered a lot of new things. I discovered sour milk doesn't always become yogurt.
(Chris pours some milk into his cereal, which comes out looking like yogurt; he tastes it, then spits it out)
Chris: (narrating) I discovered the barber who's always available isn't always the best.
(a guy sees blood on his hand and runs out of the barbershop screaming)
Chris: (narrating) I also discovered that if you hit people with a truck, they'll do anything you want.
(a clip from "The A-Team" is shown on TV)