Everybody Hates Chris Season 2 Episode 7

Tuskegee Airman: What if we quit? Black people would never have become pilots.
Aunt Jemima: If I had quit, pancakes would taste like crap.
Cream of Wheat Chef: If I had quit, Cream of Wheat would've been called "Cream of White!"
Uncle Ben: If I had quit, it would take hours to cook rice.

Chris: (narrating) My father and Michael didn't get along because whatever my father said, my uncle said the opposite.
(Julius and Michael are at a car shop)
Julius: I like the Ford.
Michael: I like the Chevy.
(Julius and Michael are at an art museum)
Julius: I wanna look at Picasso.
Michael: I wanna look at Matisse.
(Julius and Michael are having beer)
Julius: Hmm, tastes great!
Michael: Less filling.