Chris Rock |
Himself - Narrator |
Imani Hakim |
Tonya Rock |
Tequan Richmond |
Drew Rock |
Terry Crews |
Julius Rock |
Tichina Arnold |
Rochelle Rock |
Tyler James Williams |
Chris Rock |
Jason Alexander |
Principal Edwards |
Guest Star |
Tia Robinson |
Train Passenger |
Guest Star |
Steve Seagren |
Train Passenger |
Guest Star |
Michael Estime |
Risky |
Recurring Role |
Ernest Thomas |
Mr. Omar |
Recurring Role |
Travis T. Flory |
Caruso |
Recurring Role |
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The background music that Chris was rapping to was from Chris Rock's parody song "I Love Champagne."
Principal Edwards: As long as you're you, there'll always be a Caruso.
Chris: (narrating) I thought about living in Japan.
Caruso: Arigato, Slappy.
Chris: (narrating) In London...
Caruso: Cheerio, Nipsy.
Chris: (narrating) Morocco...
Caruso: Asalamalakem, Flip.
Chris: (narrating) My father was the only black out in a whiteout.
Chris: (narrating) After spending a whole day with Principal Edwards, I no longer felt like an outsider. I had a new friend.
Principal Edwards: (puts a tardy slip on Chris) You're late.
Chris: What? A tardy slip? But what about yesterday?
Principal Edwards: That was in the past. We're in the now, Chris, and now you're late.
Chris: Momma, do I have to go to school? I mean, it's snowin' like crazy.
Rochelle: It's snow, Chris, not Armageddon. Now hurry up. You know the buses are gonna be runnin' slow.
Rochelle: This guy kept me on the train for five hours and took all my money!
Julius: How much money did you have?
Rochelle: A dollar.
Chris (narrating): My father was willing to brave the elements to save his son, but to save money, he'd bought the cheapest tires known to man. He's the only black out in a white-out!
(Chris walks out into the blizzard)
Chris (narrating): I hadn't seen a sea of white like this since the Republican National Convention!
(Chris arrives at his deserted school)
Chris: Hello? Is anybody here?
Chris (narrating): I wouldn't put it past all the other kids to hide from me.
Music from this episode:
J. Geils Band's "Freeze Frame" plays at the beginning of the show.
Chris and the principal lip sync and dance to Run DMC's "Rock Box."
Rochelle addresses the robber as "Scarface." Scarface is an Al Pacino movie about Tony "Scarface" Montana, who comes to Miami from Cuba and becomes a powerful gangster. "Scarface" was also Al Capone's nickname.
Chris (narrating): I went back in to find crouching tiger, hidden principal.
This is a play on the 2000 movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which featured several scenes of gravity-defying martial arts moves.
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