Everybody Hates Chris Season 4 Episode 17

Chris: Ma, I know you're mad, but it's over. It all worked out. It's not a big deal.
Rochelle: You broke your friend's leg, you both lied to the police, we were in the middle of a police shoot-out with a serial choker, and you don't think it's a big deal?
Chris: (narrating) Not in Bed-Stuy.

Greg: OK, I get it. You didn't hit me.
Narrator: Spoken just like Tina Turner.

Greg: Dude! You hit me with a car.
Narrator: Sounds like the title of an Ashton Kutcher movie.

Drew: I hate the sand. I don't know where it comes from, and it gets into places you can't get it out of.
Chris: (narrating) Like broke cousins.