Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

Season 3, Episode 1, Aired
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When Chris does poorly on an exam, Ms. Morello sends him to the school's guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. The counselor gives Chris a series of mental evaluations and ultimately determines that he must take a remedial course.
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      • It is revealed that Manny's real name is Lester and that the previous owner had his name on the barbershop. But Lester couldn't be bothered to change the sign. Edit

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      • Chris Rock is credited as Special Guest Star Edit
      • This episode won the 2008 Image Award for "Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series". Edit
      • The song they were singing in the remedial class was The Wheels on the Bus Edit

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      • Julius: Look, I can't afford to buy all new school clothes. Rochelle: I guess that's one more thing you can't stand about your miserable life. My kids are not wearing these, so you either get new clothes or new kids. Chris: (narrating) He's trying to figure out which one is cheaper. Edit
      • Greg: I settled on being an astronaut. I'm... I'm wearing a diaper. Mr. Abbott: A diaper? You mean, you wanna fly a rocket, but you're still gonna pee in your pants? Greg: Well, they don't make you do it, but I wanted to see if I could take it. Mr. Abbott: Nobody could take it, Greg. Now, get the funk outta my office. Edit
      • Rochelle: Look Chris, I don't know what you're gonna do with your life. You may go to college, you may not. But know whatever you do, you're gonna be good at it. Cause I'll have no grown man sleeping at my house. Edit

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      • (Greg about to go into his office wearing a dirty diaper) Mr. Abbott: Nope, nope, nope. Get out of here Funky Brewster. Reference to the TV character Punky Brewster, which starred Soleil Moon Frye in the same-titled series from 1984-86. Edit
      • The Salvation Marines is a take of the Salvation Army. Edit

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