Chris Rock |
Himself - Narrator |
Imani Hakim |
Tonya Rock |
Tequan Richmond |
Drew Rock |
Terry Crews |
Julius Rock |
Tichina Arnold |
Rochelle Rock |
Tyler James Williams |
Chris Rock |
Pat Asanti |
Plumber |
Guest Star |
Julie Lancaster |
Newswoman |
Guest Star |
Travis T. Flory |
Joey Caruso |
Recurring Role |
Lynda Scarlino |
Mrs. Milone |
Recurring Role |
Jacqueline Mazarella |
Ms. Morello |
Recurring Role |
Chris: (narrating) Finding out that Caruso loved cats was like finding out that Saddam Hussein collected Cabbage Patch Kids.
Chris: How are you gonna follow someone with a fake mustache and a Hawaiian shirt and expect them not to notice you?
Greg: Works for Magnum, P.I.
Chris: Number one, Tom Selleck is a 45-year-old man. Two, he wears Hawaiian shirts in Hawaii. There, they're just shirts. It's like Chinese food in China.
Greg: Nothing could be further from the truth. There's Mandarin, Cantonese, Szechuan, my favorite, Hunan, Shanghai...
Chris: (narrating) In order to exact the perfect revenge, I decided I should consult some experts.
Jerome: If I was you, I'd move on to his block and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life. Lemme hold a dollar.
Vanessa: You could slash his tires, pour sugar in his gas tank, put bleach on his clothes, give his wife a bad perm.
Kill Moves: Revenge? Success, the best revenge.
Julius: You ever heard of a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink?
Mr. Omar: No.
Julius: OK.
Chris: (narrating) It's just hittin' Mr. Omar that maybe he did know a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink.
Chris: (narrating) My father thought he could fix anything with Krazy Glue or duct tape.
Rochelle: What you doin'?
Julius: Fixin' the table. All done.
Rochelle: Julius! Did you fix that flat tire?
Julius: Good as new.
Rochelle: Did you fix that noise yet?
Julius: Quiet as a mouse. (Chris, Drew and Tonya are seen with duct tape over their mouths)
Julius: (about Mr. Omar's drain) How long's it been like that?
Chris: (narrating) Ever since it got back from vacation in Haiti.
Chris: (narrating) Someday Al Gore is gonna trace global warming back to that sink.
The song playing when Chris puts cat food into the air ducts in the school is "Welcome to the terrordome" by Public Enemy (1989).
The closing song is "School's Out" by Alice Cooper.
The song playing when Chris is plotting revenge against Caruso is "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls.
The opening song is "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar.
Greg: It's like that movie, "The Birds!"
The Birds is a 1963 film directed by Alfred Hitchcock about a small California town called Bodega Bay where birds of all kinds suddenly begin to attack people, in increasing numbers and with increasing viciousness.
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