When Julius and Rochelle are T.V shopping Julius says that the last time Rochelle was in someplace looking around he ended up buying a house, but in "Everyone Hates the Pilot" he said that he rented their apartment.
Chris: (narrating) One time I fell asleep so long I woke up with a moustache.
Chris (narrating): At the laundromat, even a nice woman would smack your mother twice for an empty machine.
Chris (narrating): 19-inch TV? Nowadays, guys have those in their headrests. But back then, it was a big deal.
Julius: Are you sure? Rochelle: Like I told you for the hundredth time, I'm pregnant. I thought you used a condom. Julius: I did! Damn Risky!
Chris: My father wasn't bald when he got married, but one hair fell out for every bill he got!
Chris[narrating]: It took me years to find out in order to get a women to do something you gotta tell them the opposite! (Flashback to Rochelle serving Julius dinner) Rochelle: Here's your chicken! (Rochelle throws Julius' food on the table) Julius: And you better not get me dessert! Rochelle: I get you what I want!
Chris: The laundromat was a place where all the poor people went to...
Woman:(to Drew) Call me when you're 18.
Man in Bank: (to Rochelle) You can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card! Rochelle: (taking out another credit card) How about this one?
Chris Rock: Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.
S 4 : Ep 22
Aired 5/8/09
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Aired 5/1/09
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Aired 4/24/09
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Aired 4/3/09
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