Everybody Hates Chris

Season 1 Episode 8

Everybody Hates the Laundromat

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Nov 10, 2005 on The CW



  • Trivia

    • When Julius and Rochelle are T.V shopping Julius says that the last time Rochelle was in someplace looking around he ended up buying a house, but in "Everyone Hates the Pilot" he said that he rented their apartment.

  • Quotes

    • Chris: (narrating) One time I fell asleep so long I woke up with a moustache.

    • Chris (narrating): At the laundromat, even a nice woman would smack your mother twice for an empty machine.

    • Chris (narrating): 19-inch TV? Nowadays, guys have those in their headrests. But back then, it was a big deal.

    • Julius: Are you sure?
      Rochelle: Like I told you for the hundredth time, I'm pregnant. I thought you used a condom.
      Julius: I did! Damn Risky!

    • Chris: My father wasn't bald when he got married, but one hair fell out for every bill he got!

    • Chris[narrating]: It took me years to find out in order to get a women to do something you gotta tell them the opposite!
      (Flashback to Rochelle serving Julius dinner)
      Rochelle: Here's your chicken!
      (Rochelle throws Julius' food on the table)
      Julius: And you better not get me dessert!
      Rochelle: I get you what I want!

    • Chris: The laundromat was a place where all the poor people went to...

    • Woman:(to Drew) Call me when you're 18.

    • Man in Bank: (to Rochelle) You can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card!
      Rochelle: (taking out another credit card) How about this one?

    • Chris Rock: Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.

  • Notes

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