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    wigglesbabe

    [1]May 14, 2006
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    Mines is when chris gets wrongfully blamed for calling joey a white cracker and chris (narrating) says ,

    "can you believe this cracker?"

    lol cracks me up every time!

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    shooty101

    [2]May 15, 2006
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    "Ill be in bed on Saturday dreaming my favourite dream: me sleeping in bed on a sunday"

    "Let me hold a dolla"

    "Mike Mike was the first Mike in the neighbourhood,but his real name is Paul"

    "Thats the local butcher,but on Halloween he becomes Sweetooth the candy pimp"

    and plenty more.
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    MyPetTurtle

    [3]May 15, 2006
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    My favorites are

    "I was so mad I could smack the black right of his face"

    Tanya:"Momma, where's Chris?"
    Mom:"I slapped him into next week, he's due back next Tuesday."
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    lsdotcom

    [4]May 15, 2006
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    MyPetTurtle wrote:
    My favorites are "I was so mad I could smack the black right of his face" Tanya:"Momma, where's Chris?" Mom:"I slapped him into next week, he's due back next Tuesday."

    Funny!  

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    Angelwomyn

    [5]May 16, 2006
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    Chris: Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.

    Also I liked when the guy at the bank told Rochelle, "You can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card!" So she took out another credit card and said, "How about this one?"

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    kurby123

    [6]Jun 18, 2006
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    Rochelle: Chris! Get in here and wipe the pee off the toilet seat!
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    Ram_1

    [7]Jul 3, 2006
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    Julius: Mmmm...sausage and poptarts...my favourite..

    That whole preacher sequence " all i need to know yea...is do u take..foooodstamps"

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    haroonbhatti786

    [8]Aug 21, 2006
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    Rochelle: I do not Need to be here my man has 2 jobs
    Ghetto snob

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    Angelwomyn

    [9]Aug 27, 2006
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    Chris says how amazing Rochelle's hearing is and then Rochelle yells to him from another room, "Chris! Quit throwing cotton balls all over the place!"
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    ebroyr2

    [10]Aug 30, 2006
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    Chris Rock has some amasing one-liners in season one. Just some of my favorites.

    "Trust me, ain't no black man picking up a baby that ain't his"
    "Before NWA you could actually leave a police station with the same number of teeth you went in with"
    "She ran of with Greg's uncle, but that's another episode on a different show"
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    Chris_Clarke

    [11]Sep 1, 2006
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    Chris: I wanted to lie, but my mother always told me if I did, she'd slap me into another nationality!
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    WestCoastRida

    [12]Sep 6, 2006
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    I love when Rochelle says: "Chris, i'm just happy that i don't have to slap the chap off yo lips"  ... i was dyin!!!

    But my favorite is when someone in the house wastes something and Julius gets on them because they are also wasting... like

    Julius: "There is still a dollar and twenty seven cents worth of chicken left. Somebody better eat this!!"

    Julius: "There is still a dollar forty two worth of Kool-aid left in here. Someone better drink this!!"

    but the funniest one was when Julius said, "Hey! Somebody spilt a a dollar and twenty seven cents worth of milk on the table! Somebody better come over here and lick this up!!"

    Hilarious!!

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    lizziedizzie720

    [13]Sep 11, 2006
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    *Julius pops up from the floor of the delivery room of a hospital*
    Julius: I found a dollar!
    Chris (narrator): And that wasn't even my mother.
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    Chris_Clarke

    [14]Sep 17, 2006
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    Chris: My father was like Rain Man when it came to guessing how much something cost.
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    SVUluver05

    [15]Sep 27, 2006
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    Angelwomyn wrote:
    Chris: Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.

    Also I liked when the guy at the bank told Rochelle, "You can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card!" So she took out another credit card and said, "How about this one?"



    hahaha... thats funny!
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    lizziedizzie720

    [16]Sep 29, 2006
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    Yeah I reckon!
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    toejoki

    [17]Nov 4, 2006
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    Chris narrates:

    "My father hated seeming weak, he wouldnt admit to a headache if he had a hatchet in his head."
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    Nevada-the-wolf

    [18]Nov 5, 2006
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    One of my favorites is:

    Julius: "Rochelle! *knocks on door* Rochelle!"

    Rochelle: "What?"

    Juilius: "Let me in"

    Rochelle: "No, you stink"

    Juilius: "That's the smell of a working man!"

    Rochelle: "No, that is the smell of Aquaman"

    I have others that I'll post later. I'm laughing as I type this!

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    meshu94

    [19]Jan 28, 2007
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    I Like the one when his teacher gives him the brown egg and says:

    They are all the same on the inside.

    Chris(narrator) "Yea but mine will be arrested more"
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    GabeRuth2

    [20]Jan 30, 2007
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    Rochelle:Chris!!!
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