Mines is when chris gets wrongfully blamed for calling joey a white cracker and chris (narrating) says ,
"can you believe this cracker?"
lol cracks me up every time!
The CW (ended 2009)
|My favorites are "I was so mad I could smack the black right of his face" Tanya:"Momma, where's Chris?" Mom:"I slapped him into next week, he's due back next Tuesday."|
I love when Rochelle says: "Chris, i'm just happy that i don't have to slap the chap off yo lips" ... i was dyin!!!
But my favorite is when someone in the house wastes something and Julius gets on them because they are also wasting... like
Julius: "There is still a dollar and twenty seven cents worth of chicken left. Somebody better eat this!!"
Julius: "There is still a dollar forty two worth of Kool-aid left in here. Someone better drink this!!"
but the funniest one was when Julius said, "Hey! Somebody spilt a a dollar and twenty seven cents worth of milk on the table! Somebody better come over here and lick this up!!"
|Chris: Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy. |
Also I liked when the guy at the bank told Rochelle, "You can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card!" So she took out another credit card and said, "How about this one?"
One of my favorites is:
Julius: "Rochelle! *knocks on door* Rochelle!"
Juilius: "Let me in"
Rochelle: "No, you stink"
Juilius: "That's the smell of a working man!"
Rochelle: "No, that is the smell of Aquaman"
I have others that I'll post later. I'm laughing as I type this!