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Favourite Quotes??

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    D-Zyne

    [21]Jan 31, 2007
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    My favourite one is on Everybody hate eggs when Julius was checking out how the electricty bill was too high

    Julius: (confusingly checking the bill) "This Can't be right"

    (Chris Narrates) "That what he said when i was born"

    lol that was a classic!

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    MeanMachine8594

    [22]Jun 8, 2008
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    From Everybody Hates House Guests:

    Greg: Sorry, Miss Morrello, i overslept at Chris's House.

    Miss Morrello: Oh My God! ARE YOU DRUNK?!
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    Chris_Clarke

    [23]Jun 10, 2008
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    From "Houseguests:"

    Julius: Where to?

    Eddie: Las Vegas.

    Julius: Seriously, man, where to?

    Eddie: Las Vegas, Nevada.

    Julius: Man, you crazy. Get outta my cab!
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    shosho976

    [24]Jun 19, 2008
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    MeanMachine8594 wrote:
    From Everybody Hates House Guests:

    Greg: Sorry, Miss Morrello, i overslept at Chris's House.

    Miss Morrello: Oh My God! ARE YOU DRUNK?!

    ha ha thats funny
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    Chris_Clarke

    [25]Jul 2, 2008
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    From "Graduation:"

    Rochelle: You better not get on stage and embarrass me in front of those white people, or else I'm gonna smack the pomp outta your circumstances.

    From "Bad Boys:"

    Vanessa: I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? You got any chimichangas?

    Edited on 07/18/2008 10:56am
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    tvownsLEXIE

    [26]Jul 28, 2008
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    I loved just about everything said in "Everybody Hates Math" but this is my favorite single quote:

    Chris: Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.

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    CptScarecrow

    [27]Sep 16, 2008
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    WestCoastRida wrote:

    But my favorite is when someone in the house wastes something and Julius gets on them because they are also wasting... like

    I loved it when he did it about dollars: "That's 10 dollars worth of dollars."
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    frizza

    [28]Oct 5, 2008
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    risky :let me hold a dollar
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    Freak4Dell

    [29]Dec 25, 2008
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    They call it a crush because chances are if you open your mouth, you're gonna get crushed. They coulda call it "She don't like you, stupid!" but crush is just quicker.
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