When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.
Raymond Albert Barone
Robert: You wanna know something about Amy? Sometimes when she laughs, she pees a little.
Ray: You mean she pees when she laughs?
Robert: Well, a chuckle won't do anything. But if you really get her cracked up, you might want to put down some newspapers.
Ray: Wait a minute... you've been secretly thinking I'm a hateful jerk face, but still acting all fake nice to me?
Amy: I haven't been that nice to you... couple months ago you got a hair cut and everyone said 'nice hair cut Ray.' But I didn't.
Ray: (to Debra) Guess who was right with me laughing it up? "Oh. Amy pees! Haha that's so funny!"
Robert: I love you.
Debra: (to Marie) You're the one who once told me that Frank came to bed with a toupée on for you.
Frank: This is an outrage Marie. That was a hat I found on the street.
Ray: Guess who pees when she laughs?
Debra: That is your worst come-on line ever.
Ray: I'll give you a hint: first letter "A", last letter "Y," and don't ask me what the middle letter is, because I "M" not going to tell you!
Debra: Do you want me to remember everything I've told Amy about you over the years?
Robert: It is always the way of females, to gather with other females...
Frank: And screech like a treeful of Chinese monkeys!
Frank: You've gotta get your wives out of my house. They're over there looking at furniture catalogs. I told Marie, "at your age, you shouldn't be looking at any furniture that doesn't have a lid."
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