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    Sherringford

    [21]Nov 22, 2006
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    From Robert Needs Money (#152):

      Frank: Lending Robert $1,000 is the stupidest thing I ever heard! 

      Ray: We’re actually giving him the money.

      Frank: I stand corrected!

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    CSM135

    [22]Nov 24, 2006
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    Here is one:

    Robert: Everbody loves Raymond.

    Can anyone here do an impression of Robert? I can kind of.

    Edited on 11/24/2006 4:58pm
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    Jessica222

    [23]Dec 1, 2006
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    i still LOVE the ping pong episode when ray and frank are playing and marie takes ray's side

    "talk dirty to him raymond... say ass"

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    alanwarsap

    [24]Dec 1, 2006
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    I love Garvin " ha, ha, Ray's here". That's gotta be his catchphrase.
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    darcy14

    [25]Dec 26, 2006
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    Debra: So I should be flattered that my husband calls me a "smelly tramp"?

    Marie (pretends to swallow some magic pills): Oh Debra, these pills really do work! Frank's toenails magically put themselves in the trash.
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    darcy14

    [26]Dec 26, 2006
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    Debra: When I got married, I didnt just get a husband, I got a whole freak show that set up their tent right across the street.
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    lohmeyerj

    [27]Dec 27, 2006
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    I just saw the episode from Season 5 "Walk to the Door"...

    The whole family is riding home (all sleeping except Robert and Raymond) from a wedding and Robert and Raymond are talking to each other in the front seat...Robert says to Raymond something like, "Hey, do you want to take dad out to the woods and leave him there?"...Ray replies, "Let's put some honey on his ass and blow a bear whistle."

    Not exactly sure of the line...but lmao

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    italian_bella10

    [28]Dec 29, 2006
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    i have so many... Amy: I know! I couldnt finish reading because someone was screamng, and then i realized...IT WAS ME!

    Frank: if i scratch it, its because it itches! lmao

    ***

    Marie: Whens my birthday?

    Ray: uh uh...

    Marie: omg!

    Ray: uhhh..December 9th!

    Frank: 1802! LOL

    ***

    Frank: you Creepth me out!

    ***

    Russel: you should date Amy

    Ray: dont think i havent thought of that

    ***

    Amy: Every child goes through a rebellion phase. I did. One time in church choir, we were all supposed to say 'what a friend we have in Jesus. And my friend and I sang, 'what a friend we have in cheeses'


    ***

    Russel: Amy's a supporter..shes the one that said open this comic book store when the rest of the family was sayin "up your medication"

    ***

    Pat: now you know i love you with all my heart...but if i didnt have my cigarettes...i would have to fight you!

    just a few of my favs haha

    Edited on 03/04/2008 7:21pm
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    LittleMegFan

    [29]Dec 30, 2006
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    haha good ones..i love that 1802 one lol
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    sportsnutt22

    [30]Jan 1, 2007
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    I was thinking of holy crap the freak show and 1802 and the ones where frank and marie have their arguments. Also, the quotes from the ones in the anniversery where ray and debra do their impressions Frank and marie and vice versa.
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    abbey_rd1

    [31]Mar 24, 2007
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    I'm going to bring this post back to life only because I just watched the episode "Stefania Arrives"...scene is...

    Ray is telling Robert the best way to relationship longevity...Ray shows Robert how the oatmeal on the stove is like his and Debra's relationship...

    Frank chimes in: "I'm going to tell you about my marriage now, but I'll need the garbage disposal."

    This show has so many great quotes.

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    cpzone

    [32]Aug 22, 2007
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    RAY (pleading with the people at the retirement community): Can we live here?

    FRANK (after Marie gets sprayed with paint): That's gonna need a second coat.

    CP.

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    italian_bella10

    [33]Aug 22, 2007
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    Amy: (after marie and Frank get kicked out of the community) Is it money? We can pay more money!!

    haha I luv her.
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    sssquarepants

    [34]Aug 23, 2007
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    Debra: DIAPERS!!!!!
    Edited on 08/23/2007 8:34pm
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    Catch2wenty2

    [35]Jan 30, 2008
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    Okay maybe someone can help me out.

    This is one of my favorite quotes but I can't remember which episode its from. Anybody know?

    Debra Barone: I HATE THIS! Ray Barone: I know. It's my brother, right? Debra Barone: No, it's not your brother. Ray Barone: Of course. It's my father... a pain in the ass! Debra Barone: No, not your father either. Ray Barone: Now I know. It's my mom. Come on, let's kill her. Debra Barone: Stop it, Ray. Ray Barone: Come on, you say that we don't do stuff together so... let's kill her and then go to the movies!
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    LittleMegFan

    [36]Jan 30, 2008
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    Catch2wenty2 wrote:
    Okay maybe someone can help me out.

    This is one of my favorite quotes but I can't remember which episode its from. Anybody know?

    Debra Barone: I HATE THIS! Ray Barone: I know. It's my brother, right? Debra Barone: No, it's not your brother. Ray Barone: Of course. It's my father... a pain in the ass! Debra Barone: No, not your father either. Ray Barone: Now I know. It's my mom. Come on, let's kill her. Debra Barone: Stop it, Ray. Ray Barone: Come on, you say that we don't do stuff together so... let's kill her and then go to the movies!


    Hmmm...I think it might be from the Season 1 finale.
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    Wrestlingfan90

    [37]Mar 5, 2008
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    Garvin: "Ray's here! HAHAHAHA"

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    Ondkloss

    [38]Mar 15, 2008
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    I like Frank commenting on Rays TV-performance saying:
    "I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview!"
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    Noteldnep

    [39]Mar 19, 2008
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    Marie's all-famous quote: I don't like that.
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    WickedNugget

    [40]Mar 27, 2008
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    KileyK wrote:
    And Ray and Debra's conversation/fight in the bedroom over Ally's bullying ways is very funny as well. I love how Ray talks about how Debra's bringing Ally into the family business, "Debra Barone's Ass-Kicking, Inc. Pushing People Down Since 1972," and Debra shoots back at him, "Better than working at Ray's House of Wuss!" Classic.


    hahha, that was realy funny!
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