From Robert Needs Money (#152):
Frank: Lending Robert $1,000 is the stupidest thing I ever heard!
Ray: We’re actually giving him the money.
Frank: I stand corrected!
CBS (ended 2005)
I just saw the episode from Season 5 "Walk to the Door"...
The whole family is riding home (all sleeping except Robert and Raymond) from a wedding and Robert and Raymond are talking to each other in the front seat...Robert says to Raymond something like, "Hey, do you want to take dad out to the woods and leave him there?"...Ray replies, "Let's put some honey on his ass and blow a bear whistle."
Not exactly sure of the line...but lmao
i have so many... Amy: I know! I couldnt finish reading because someone was screamng, and then i realized...IT WAS ME!
Frank: if i scratch it, its because it itches! lmao
Marie: Whens my birthday?
Ray: uh uh...
Ray: uhhh..December 9th!
Frank: 1802! LOL
Frank: you Creepth me out!
Russel: you should date Amy
Ray: dont think i havent thought of that
Amy: Every child goes through a rebellion phase. I did. One time in church choir, we were all supposed to say 'what a friend we have in Jesus. And my friend and I sang, 'what a friend we have in cheeses'
Russel: Amy's a supporter..shes the one that said open this comic book store when the rest of the family was sayin "up your medication"
Pat: now you know i love you with all my heart...but if i didnt have my cigarettes...i would have to fight you!
just a few of my favs haha
I'm going to bring this post back to life only because I just watched the episode "Stefania Arrives"...scene is...
Ray is telling Robert the best way to relationship longevity...Ray shows Robert how the oatmeal on the stove is like his and Debra's relationship...
Frank chimes in: "I'm going to tell you about my marriage now, but I'll need the garbage disposal."
This show has so many great quotes.
|Okay maybe someone can help me out. |
This is one of my favorite quotes but I can't remember which episode its from. Anybody know?
Debra Barone: I HATE THIS! Ray Barone: I know. It's my brother, right? Debra Barone: No, it's not your brother. Ray Barone: Of course. It's my father... a pain in the ass! Debra Barone: No, not your father either. Ray Barone: Now I know. It's my mom. Come on, let's kill her. Debra Barone: Stop it, Ray. Ray Barone: Come on, you say that we don't do stuff together so... let's kill her and then go to the movies!
|And Ray and Debra's conversation/fight in the bedroom over Ally's bullying ways is very funny as well. I love how Ray talks about how Debra's bringing Ally into the family business, "Debra Barone's Ass-Kicking, Inc. Pushing People Down Since 1972," and Debra shoots back at him, "Better than working at Ray's House of Wuss!" Classic.|