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    LittleMegFan

    [41]Jun 3, 2006
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    Episode #41 - Good Girls

    Ray: Did you say that you like Amy more than Debra? What if I told you that we have a tape of you saying it, ma.
    Marie: Give me the tape.
    Ray: There is no tape!
    Marie: Well, then you don't have any proof at all!
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    orchardpark

    [42]Jun 4, 2006
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    Episode #42 - T-Ball

    Ray: (to Bryan) Look at this! Plantains! You couldn't have just put bananas on the list. I ate six of these before I found you gotta cook 'em!
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    LittleMegFan

    [43]Jun 4, 2006
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    Episode #43 - Traffic School

    Robert: What offense led you here today?
    Ray: I killed my brother.
    Robert: Traffic offense, Raymond!
    Ray: Oh! Can you go lay down in the driveway?
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    orchardpark

    [44]Jun 6, 2006
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    Episode #44 - Six Feet Under

    Debra: (reading Ray's "Things to do Before I Die" list) These are all foods you've never tried.
    Ray: Not all. (points to list)
    Debra: Enlarged Prostate?
    Ray: See, that's something I wish to avoid, not something I wish to eat!

    Love that episode!
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    LittleMegFan

    [45]Jun 6, 2006
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    Me too, that's definitely one of my fav eps.

    Episode #45 - The Garage Sale

    Marie: Your father's been bringing home useless crap for 40 years.
    Frank: You were item number 1.
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    orchardpark

    [46]Jun 8, 2006
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    Episode #46 - The Wedding (1)

    Debra: How did you ever get ready for our wedding?
    Ray: Mommy.
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    [47]Jun 8, 2006
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    Episode #47 - The Wedding (2)

    Father Hubley: She is beautiful
    Ray: Hey, watch it she's engaged!
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    [48]Jun 11, 2006
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    Episode #48 - The Invasion

    Ray: (gets into bed with Robert) Hey, Robert, do you think put a shirt on.........and some underpants?
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    [49]Jun 11, 2006
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    Episode #49 - Driving Frank

    Ray: Dad almost caused an accident when he cut off the hearse.
    Frank: He ain't in a hurry.
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    orchardpark

    [50]Jun 12, 2006
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    Episode #50 - The Sitter

    Lisa: Oh, I can stay a little longer if you want.
    Debra:....Let's get outta here.
    Ray: Where's our passports?
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    [51]Jun 13, 2006
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    Episode #51 - Getting Even

    Ray: Everything my wife touches falls off. So you can imagine how scared I am!
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    [52]Jun 13, 2006
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    Episode #52 - The Visit

    Debra: (to Lois) Why can't you be more like.....like her! (pointing to Marie)
    Robert: (confused) Like who?
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    [53]Jun 13, 2006
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    Episode #53 - Halloween Candy

    Frank: Sorry, Frankenstein's house of tooth decay is closed.
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    NoOneFanilow

    [54]Jun 14, 2006
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    episode #54 Moving Out

    ray: If you add ten more pounds on one of them and more makeup on the other one you got mom and dad.
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    [55]Jun 15, 2006
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    Episode #55 - The Article

    Debra: You're a little self-centered.
    Ray: Where is this coming from?
    Debra: It's coming from those of us orbiting around you!
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    orchardpark

    [56]Jun 15, 2006
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    Episode #56 - The Lone Barone

    Ray: I was trying to be funny.
    Debra: (confused)Funny?
    Ray: Not Haha Funny, it was observational.
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    [57]Jun 15, 2006
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    Episode #57 - No Fat

    Marie: You ordered this, Frank.
    Frank: Why do you assume it's me?
    Marie: Because you're the one who wants to kill me.
    Frank: Okay, but I still didn't order this.
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    orchardpark

    [58]Jun 17, 2006
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    Episode #58 - The Apartment

    (After Robert recieves a phone message from a woman he knows)
    Ray: Wow....play it again.
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    [59]Jun 17, 2006
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    Episode #59 - The Toaster

    Frank: Can't you ever just be quiet?
    Marie: Don't you tell me to be quiet. I have a mind of my own you know, I can contribute! I'm not just some trophy wife!
    Frank: You're a trophy wife? What contest in HELL did I win?
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    NoOneFanilow

    [60]Jun 17, 2006
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    Episode #60 PingPong

    Frank: One serving zip, I see a quivering lip.
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