Everybody Loves Raymond Season 3 Episode 16

Frank: (About the tribute video) I didn't get it. And what's with Carrelli saying he likes me hot with marshmallows?
Ray: I told you to get rid of that.
Robert: It was cute.

Marie: You want to know why people don't love you, Frank? You want to know? Because you offer them nothing. That's right. You have to give love, Frank, to get it, and you have never, ever been willing to do that. You just take and take and take, and you expect everyone to accept your obnoxious horse's ass of a personality, and everybody has to put up with it, because it's you! You know what the sad part is? You are surrounded by family who happen to love you anyway, and you push them away. You push us all away! (pauses) You don't have to push anymore. (walks away)

Marie: (after telling Frank all the things she loves about him) Now can I ask you something?
Frank: Let's go to bed.
Marie: Oh, come on, Frank! We were talking!
Frank: I'm tired. I want to go to bed.
Marie: Oh, sure. You got what you needed from me, and now you're want to go to bed. What else is new?
Frank: What do you want?
Marie: I want to have a conversation, Frank. I want to talk to you. Is that asking so much?
Frank: I know where this is going.

Frank: I like you better without the crap on your face.