Raymond Albert Barone
It really wouldn't be possible for Robert to not know his real birthday. It would appear on his birth certificate which he would have seen at some point in his life, as you need it to get a drivers license, which would also have his actual birthday.
How is Robert's birthday, which is April 6th, the same day as Amy and Robert's one year anniversary, when Amy and Robert started dating "a couple weeks before Valentine's Day?"
This episode's lunch special is Chinese food: chicken on rice with broccoli, egg roll with sweet n' sour sauce, lo mein, and a fortune cookie.
Robert: There you go, Raymond. You were conceived legitimately. You win again.
Ray: Come on, Robert, there's no winning. ( Ray turns to Debra and grins)
Debra: (in response to Amy's disgusted look) Oh, my God! I keep forgetting what a freak show this family is until somebody new comes in and looks at us like that! That used to be me! Now I'm one of them!
Ray: What if I told you we had you saying you liked Amy better on tape?
Marie: Give me that tape.
Ray: There is no tape, Ma!
Marie: Then you have no proof!
Marie: We got married right after we found out I was pregnant.
Frank: Yeah, our goal was to tell everyone Robert was two months premature...but try passing off a 12-pound baby as premature!
Marie: Try passing him PERIOD!
Debra: So it was just the once and then you got married?
Frank: It was just the once and then we HAD to get married...
Debra: Just because you were a good girl in the fifites doesn't mean—
Frank: "Good girl?" HAH!
Robert: My birthday's in June!
Frank: That's when we TOLD you your birthday was.
Marie: It was easier that way, dear.
Robert: Oh, well as long as it was easy!!
Robert: So, when is my real birthday?
Marie: April 6th.
Robert: That's today!
Ray: .. Surprise ...
Ray: (starts singing) Happy... Birthday... to... you.
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