Raymond Albert Barone
At the beginning of the episode as Ray and Debra try to hold hands Debra turns the page of her book to start reading but then her and Ray start fighting. After their fight she goes back to reading but instead of reading at the top of the new page, she turns another page.
(Ray hands Robert a bra)
Robert: What's this for?
Ray: You're a boob.
Marie: We've been married 46 years. We've seen the lows, and we've seen the highs.
Frank: What day was the high?
Debra: Amy, there's gonna be screams coming out of you, and they won't be because you're on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Amy: This is what you were talking about, Robert.
Ray: Hey, look, don't talk about us, worry about yourself, huh. Why don't you two go hold hands?
Debra: Yeah, over each other's mouths.
(after Amy tells Frank and Marie she got them the same book)
Marie: I don't understand. Why would you get us a marriage book?
Frank: Yeah, I am not interested in that subject.
Amy: (to Debra) You introduced me to Robert. And then you helped me get over him, and get back together with him, get over him again, and then marry him!
Marie: We used to be happy, remember Frank?
Frank: Then the meteor hit and killed all the dinosaurs. Except for one.
Ray: Hey, hi. Hey, we're here, aren't we Doodleypoops?
Debra: Stop it.
Ray: Why don't you give me your jacket?
Ray: Your hair looks nice.
Debra: No, it doesn't.
Ray: Debra, listen... look, I know... I know this is gonna sound... whatever, I'm, I'm, I'm really sorry about last night. Okay, I... I screwed up, I just... it was totally my fault and you were right to feel whatever you were feeling, and... just, I'm sorry... I mean, I love you.
Debra: Nice try.
Ray: (to Robert) You are an idiot wrapped in a moron.
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