Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Episode 4

Marie: We've been married 46 years. We've seen the lows, and we've seen the highs.
Frank: What day was the high?

Debra: Amy, there's gonna be screams coming out of you, and they won't be because you're on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Amy: This is what you were talking about, Robert.
Ray: Hey, look, don't talk about us, worry about yourself, huh. Why don't you two go hold hands?
Debra: Yeah, over each other's mouths.

(after Amy tells Frank and Marie she got them the same book)
Marie: I don't understand. Why would you get us a marriage book?
Frank: Yeah, I am not interested in that subject.

Amy: (to Debra) You introduced me to Robert. And then you helped me get over him, and get back together with him, get over him again, and then marry him!

Marie: We used to be happy, remember Frank?
Frank: Then the meteor hit and killed all the dinosaurs. Except for one.

Ray: Hey, hi. Hey, we're here, aren't we Doodleypoops?
Debra: Stop it.
Ray: Why don't you give me your jacket?
Debra: No.
Ray: Your hair looks nice.
Debra: No, it doesn't.

Ray: Debra, listen... look, I know... I know this is gonna sound... whatever, I'm, I'm, I'm really sorry about last night. Okay, I... I screwed up, I just... it was totally my fault and you were right to feel whatever you were feeling, and... just, I'm sorry... I mean, I love you.
Debra: Nice try.