Everybody Loves Raymond

Season 3 Episode 10

No Fat

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Aired Friday 8:30 PM Nov 23, 1998 on CBS
8.7
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When Marie and Frank get some test results back they find out that they're not as healthy as they thought, prompting Marie to throw out all the unhealthy food, make Frank go on a diet with her, and subject the family to a tofu Thanksgiving turkey.

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  • Funny episode.

    8.0
    God, tofu turkey? YUCK! Seems like the unhappiest Thanksgiving dinner, ever! Frank would rather slit his throat than eat it!

    Ray said that Robert should've brought Shamsky over then they could've eaten him. Here's what should've been said after Ray made that remark.

    Robert: If you're serious, then you're lucky I didn't bring him, Raymond.

    Ray: Oh, really? Why?

    Robert: (eyes wide open) Because whatever you would've done to him, I WOULD'VE DONE TO YOU.

    Ray:(looks a little scared)

    Marie: That's not Thanksgiving talk, Robbie.moreless
  • non-fat thanksgiving you know what that means

    9.1
    this has to be one of the funniest episodes Everybody Loves Raymond has released. debra and marie are planning to have a non-fat thanksgiving so frank, ray, and robert go crazy. the turkey is going to be tofu so they all hate it. the funniest part in the whole episode is when they all try to eat the turkey. they all choke on it but robert is the funniest because he sits there banging on the table trying to swallow it. it is really funny and is one of the best there is. marie ends up eating the food from the restaurant.moreless
  • No Fat

    9.0
    Another one of my personal favorites. This episode is hilarious:

    Marie and Frank get some test results back they find out that they're not as healthy as they thought. They start eating healthy, even for Thanksgiving dinner. Marie makes a tofu turkey. So Ray orders a traditional Thanksgiving dinner from a restaurant, it is sent over to Frank and Marie's house. Later Ray catches Marie in the kitchen eating the real Thanksgiving dinner.moreless

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  • TRIVIA (2)

  • QUOTES (11)

    • Frank: That's not my milk. Look, the coffee doesn't even recognize it.
      Marie: If you don't drink that, I-I'm going to...
      Frank: What're you gonna' do, (smirks) Leave me? Hey, Ray. (puts his food & coffee cup in the garbage bag that Ray's holding) you're gonna need a few more bags. Your mom has to pack.

    • Marie: What are you doing here?
      Frank: Well, I rolled over in bed, and suddenly there was no Great Wall of Marie to stop me!

    • Ray: Where's your dog, Robert?
      Robert: I don't think Shamsky would eat this.
      Ray: Yeah, but we could eat him.

    • Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
      Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
      Debra: I think that every day.

    • Robert: Don't worry, mom, I still like the turkey see melts in your mouth.
      (eats one piece and starts radidly bagging on the table)

    • Marie: We had our cholesterol checked, and we're very close to the danger zone.
      Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
      Marie: One point.
      Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
      Marie: What, thirty seconds?
      Frank: Thirty seconds in paradise!

    • (Frank snatches the garbage bag full of the food Marie threw out of the fridge)
      Marie: Where are you going?
      Frank: On a picnic! Out with the old bag! (points at Marie) In with the new! (holds up garbage bag)

    • Marie: You ordered this, Frank.
      Frank: Why do you assume it's me?
      Marie: Because you're the one who wants to kill me.
      Frank: Okay. But I still didn't order this.

    • Marie: Raymond, Debra is teaching me so much about cooking.
      Ray: You're learning cooking from Debra? Okay, (points down) so heaven is here, (points up) hell is here, it's raining monkeys, and wood is now a drink.

    • Frank: Don't listen to her. It's not eggs. It's that fake egg crap.
      Marie: It tastes exactly the same.
      Frank: Yes—exactly like crap.

    • Frank: May I have my carving knife please?
      Marie: Thank you, Frank.
      Frank: I wanna slit my throat.

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