Everybody Loves Raymond

Season 9 Episode 4

P.T. & A

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Oct 11, 2004 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Debra: I think maybe you have a problem with the way I dress!
      Ray: Maybe I do!
      Debra: What?
      Ray: C'mon. Look at you. When people see us walking together, they all say, "what is that hot lady doing with that nose with sneakers?"

    • Ray: You know the little part of your brain that doesn't think things through?
      Robert: That's not the little part of your brain.

    • (Robert and Amy walk into Ray and Debra's house)
      Amy: (to Debra) Can we watch TV over here? Frank fell asleep with the remote tucked into his boxers.
      Robert: And then the channel changed so we got the hell out of there.

    • Frank and Marie walk into the house and see Debra dressed trampy.
      Debra: We're having a little PTA meeting here. Do you guys need something?
      Frank: (staring at Debra) Yes. We want to join the PTA!

    • Ray: Some of the PTA ladies were saying that Debra dresses a little trampy.
      Marie: I think they were being kind!
      Debra: Marie, I only wore this to make a point.
      Frank: Got it!

    • Ray: I own you, and you own me; that's marriage. It's not my fault you made a bad deal.

    • Marie: I say for every year over 40, you should add an inch to the hem of your dress.
      Frank: Then you should be dragging around a Persian rug!

    • Ray: I think you may have misunderstood me when I told you what those ladies said.
      Debra: How did I misunderstand you?
      Ray: You believed me.

    • Debra: You have a little cocktail sauce on your shirt.
      Ray: At least I have a shirt.

    • Debra: Ray! How could you do this to me?
      Robert: Oh, I think he had a very good reason. You asked him to wear a clean shirt, and he told you everyone thinks you're a tramp!

    • Debra: (to Marie) I like the way I dress, and so does your son.
      Robert: That's right.
      Debra: I was talking about Ray!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

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