Raymond Albert Barone
How is it that the canister didn't get the least bit bent up when Debra was stuffing it in the garbage can and jumping up and down on top of it to make it stay in the garbage?
Marie: My canister! Where did you get that, Frank?
Frank: I, um.....I hid it from you. I thought it would be funny.
Frank: Yeah, I was using it to keep my nuts and bolts in, and when I heard you going on and on about the stupid thing, I hid it. Pretty funny, huh?
Marie: Funny?!? Frank, I love that canister! I've been running around like a madwoman looking for that!
Frank: All funny.
Marie: No, Frank. You want to know what's funny? This marriage!
Debra: (after Marie apologizes for thinking Debra had the canister) You know what? I give her a lot of credit, because that was hard for her to do, but she did it, and she meant it. Hmm. You know what I think? Yeah. I think I finally got through to her. I mean, now she sees that she's not always right.
Ally: (walks in with the canister) Is this what Grandma was looking for?
Robert: Oh my Goooood!
Marie: Frank, come look.
Marie: Your sons are hugging.
Frank: You want me to get the hose?
Frank: Hey, is that Marie's canister? (Debra runs away) Wait a minute! It is Marie's canister! She's been going on about that thing like it's King Tut's golden undies!
Debra: Frank, you've got to help me! What should I do?
Frank: Give your heart to God, because your ass is Marie's!
Debra: Boys, where did you get that canister?
Twins: In the garbage.
Ray: You've got to feed them more!!
Robert: Wow, the Marie Barone Apology. Until today, I'd only heard about it!
Ray: And to Debra! Boy. There's your Easter miracle!
Ray: Look Deb, this must be a sign or something, I mean we try to get rid of this thing and it comes back. It's like a horror movie where at the end you think it's over, but then THE HAND POPS OUT OF THE GRAVE!
Ray: Look, there's a way to fix this, but you have to grow a mustache.
Ray: Get off me! Why did you kiss me?
Robert: I was in the moment.
Debra: What about you Ray, are you with me?
Ray: Devil, thy name is women!
This episode was included on the Emmy Award 'For Your Consideration' DVD for this season. It came as both a DVD and VHS.
Episode submitted by Patricia Heaton for her second consecutive Emmy as Best Actress in a comedy.
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