Marie: (To Frank about Robert) This is all your fault. You never hugged him enough as a child. Now he's gonna shave his head and sit on the floor of the airport.
Robert: (to Ray and Debra) It's a beautiful day, isn't it? It's crisp! You know, I never knew what it meant when people said it's a crisp day, but today, I get it!
Ray: (talking to Robert about his cult) Okay...listen. I know I don't say this enough, but you're my brother, and I love you. But see, here's the thing. You should know that by now, right? I don't have to tell you. I mean, yeah, we get into fights and we yell, but we never let it get too far, you know? Because we're family, and we don't just walk away. This is walking away! And I don't want you to do that because... you're like a part of me.
Ray: (about Robert's Hawaiian shirt) Why don't you add a grass skirt to that outfit and go dance around a volcano?
Frank: You know what you need? A good kick in the pants. Robert: Oh, yeah. Is that the name of your parenting book? A Good Kick in the Pants? Well thanks Dad, it's worked great.
Marie: Oh my god, he's in a cult. Robert: It's not a cult. Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Speaking about how an intervention works... Judy: We lock the door on that sucker and love-bomb his sorry ass.
Robert: I'm like a camera, I use negatives to develop.
Debra: Robert, I just want to talk to you. Robert: Why? Debra: Because I care about you! Marie: And I'm your mother! Robert: Why would I take advice about family from you two? You can't even talk to each other! Marie: YES WE CAN! (Marie and Debra stare at each other for about 5 seconds, then start crying and hugging)
Marie: Robbie, please don't join a cult. Have some cake!
Marie: Oh my god, he's joined a cult! Robert: It's not a cult, Ma. It's a bunch of people who care about me and want to see me happy. Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass!
Judy: You see, we're trying to help Robert. Let him know we're here for him; that he's family. Frank: Oh... Okay. (Frank walks over to Robert in the chair and slaps him on the back of the head) Frank: (yells) Hey moron!!
(about Frank) Ray: Robert, don't listen to him. He pees in the yard.
Frank: (singing to the tune of "Hello Dolly") It's so nice that my son's head is filled with crap!
The opening credits has the song "Jungle Love" by the Steve Miller Band.
S 4 : Ep 1
Aired 9/20/99
S 3 : Ep 25
Aired 5/17/99
S 3 : Ep 24
Aired 5/10/99
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