Raymond Albert Barone
This episode's lunch special is macaroni and cheese with green beans, baby carrots, and corn bread.
Marie: I didn't need any books when I was raising you kids, and my parents didn't need any, either.
Ray: Great, I come from a long line of illiterates.
Ray: The twins can sleep, why aren't they afraid of monsters?
Debra: I don't know, one of them sleeps while the other one's on guard duty.
Robert: I remember what Mom used to do when I couldn't sleep. She gave me a cup of that colored sugar water—put me right out.
Frank: That was booze.
Frank: A few shots of Samboogie and it was lights out, Bobby.
Debra: Remind me again why we had the children.
Ray: Because I'm a sexy, sexy man, and you can't keep your hands off me!
Ray: (in the middle of the night, falls out of bed) Aaaaah!
Debra: What? What is it? What happened?
Ray: You kicked me!
Debra: I did?
Ray: Right in the garden of good and evil!
Ally: Can I sleep in your bed?
Ray: No,no, no honey, not tonight. You have a beautiful Swedish bed that took Daddy three days to put together.
Debra: (in response to Ally wanting to sleep in her and Ray's bed) She's afraid of monsters, Ray. Come on.
Ray: Well, I'm afraid of her!
Ray: I'm not drinking this. I'll wait and see what happens to you first.
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