Raymond Albert Barone
Amy: You know that's funny because lately Robert's been acting kinda distant, too.
Amy: Yeah. But then I just kissed his neck and he goes "Ray's crazy." Funny though, he doesn't like to mention Ray in the bedroom. He says it inhibits him.
Robert: Yeah, I always know when Amy's in the mood, cause she gives me this little sly smile.
Ray: Yeah... I think she's saying hurry up and get it over with.
Debra: Robert told Amy why you've been turning me down.
Ray: I hate that guy!
Debra: So you were just toying with me? Making me beg for sex? That makes you feel GOOD?
Debra: (when Ray is sitting funny in the bed with his silk boxers) What are you doing?
Ray: Me? What, did you have my mother put your makeup on or something?
Debra: No sex for you! (gets under the covers)
Ray: No sex for YOU! (rolls over and turns out light)
Ray: Alright, you win!
Ray: I give up, you win. I am officially asking you to please have some sex with me!
Ray: They have this really great hot dog guy down there, you want me to bring one back for you?
Debra: No, I really shouldn't. I need to watch my figure.
Ray: Hey, you let me be the one to watch your figure!
Robert: Let me be the one to watch your figure? That's not funny.
Ray: It's not, and yet it IS!
Debra: I don't know, I mean, you work out, you try to take care of your body, but all of a sudden the day still comes when everything goes POW!
Marie: I wouldn't know about that.
Ray: Even now...look at you with your hair like that, sitting there in your...robe.
Debra: I'm a mess!
Ray: Yeah, well...I guess even when you're not trying, it still works.
Ray: What about how you're always leaving one leg outside the covers and your pajamas ride up it?
Debra: That's just because I'm hot.
Ray: Yes! You are!!
Debra: Ray keeps turning me down.
Amy: What, you mean sex?
Amy: That doesn't sound like him. He's usually following you around with his tongue hanging out!
Ray: It's like the more I turn her down, the more she wants it. She's like a guy!
Debra: Did you put oil on?
Ray: No, it's just my natural juices.
Debra: Did you know I did 138 sit-ups this morning, all for some guy whose stomach looks like a deflated clown balloon?
Robert: I'm going to help Amy pick out drapes.
Ray: If there's any material left over, maybe you can make yourself a little skirt.
Robert: (to Ray) So, you'd rather have a crappy omelet and go golfing by yourself in the middle of the afternoon than have sex?
Ray: (referring to Debra) She is weak... weak for my physique!
Amy: At least you're still hot.
Debra: Of course I am!
For this episode, Ray Romano was nominated for the 2005 Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
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