Frank and Robert tease Ray that he no longer rules his own house after he moves his stuff to the kids' bathroom to give Debra extra space.
Raymond Albert Barone
Frank: Give the woman the kitchen and the bedroom. The bathroom belongs to the King.
Robert: It looks like Raymond has abdicated his throne.
Ray: Do I disgust you? I disgust you, don't I?
Debra: No! No, no, no...not all the time.
Debra: You want to know why I sigh, Ray? It's like a pressure valve. A release. Being married to you, if I didn't sigh once in a while I would EXPLODE!
Ray: All I'm saying is I want some space to myself once in a while.
Debra: Then why didn't you just say that instead of giving a whole speech about how you have nothing?
Ray: I did.
Debra: When do you say, "Excuse me, I just need a little space right now in my office"?
Ray: When I sighed.
Debra: Well, this should be a little lesson for you. You should always mean what you say.
Ray: And you should always mean what you sigh!
Ray: It's no big deal. I'll just move down the hall to the kids' bathroom.
Debra: You would do that?
Ray: Not just for anybody--the person I'm having sex with tonight!
Debra: Maybe I don't want to think that my husband, whom I'm married to, would like to live with a monkey!
Ray: Well, maybe I would!
Debra: Well, maybe I already do!
Ray: I know why you try to stop your sneeze. Because you want to control it. It's all about the control, thaaaat's right! You gotta control everything, including in here.
Debra: Up your nose?
Ray: And into my brain.
Debra: Well, I guess I would use the biggest opening!
Robert: You know what, you're right, Raymond. I feel bad about what I said. You deserve to relax. (turns on the kitchen sink faucet) Let me run you a hot bath.
Debra: You sneeze as if it were a big Broadway musical: 'Ah-ah-choo! Ah-ah-choo! Good night, everybody! Enjoy my mucus!'
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