Raymond Albert Barone
This episode's "Where's Lunch?" is a bowl of Spaghetti-O's with hotdogs.
Debra: What's this? Hair volumizer?!
Ray: It makes my hair... louder.
Marie: Oooh... your brother was very beautiful! He always turned heads.
Ray: What about me?
Marie: You—you're adorable!
Ray: Yeah, okay, like a hamster!
Ray: I'm much more handsome with my face flexed, but.. it's hard to talk like this.
Debra: Please keep it flexed then!
Robert: Look at me! I'm Hulk!
Ray: You really can't change that, Robert.
Ray: No... no... Robert. You're not... green.
Ray: (to Robert) Hey, I'm glad you're here! I need to change a bulb, and I don't have a ladder.
Debra: I'm going to help you, Ray!
Ray: You?! You're a shrimp! How many times do I have to toss you in the air to change it?
Ray: I'm just not as good as Robert, right?
Debra: As good as Robert??
Ray: You said he was handsome.
Debra: Well, yes, Robert's handsome, but he's not who I'm attracted to!
Ray: Then who are you attracted to?
Debra: It used to be you, Ray!
Debra: (talking to Robert) In fact, of all the Barones I'd say that you were the most—
Ray: (stares at Debra) What?
Debra: Th—most tallest and the most darkest.
Debra: What is it that you're worried about?
Robert: Alright, it's just that I've been out of the loop for a while you know, and well most of the women I talk to are in handcuffs. And then half of them turn out to be men.
Music: Debra plays her and Ray's song, "I'll Take You There", by the Staple Sisters.
Monica Horan (Amy) is married to the show's creator, Philip Rosenthal.
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