New SPORK Member Bio(s):
1) Kablamity Jane - She is a 1970's black woman with an Afro big enough to hide two machine guns in
2) Private Simmons - This monkey is the major general of SPORK. He is very smart and devises plans to build new weapons.
3) Ensign Slaughter - This SPORK member is a complete nerd. He always complains about this and that.