Excel Saga Season 1 Episode 4

Ilpalazzo: This game is getting ridiculous. What am I supposed to do now?
(Scene cuts to Watanabe carrying Hyatt and running down a staircase with Iwata and Sumiyoshi)
Watanabe: What should I do now?! Why do these stupid, idiotic problems keep popping up one after another?! And why do I feel as if somebody up there is playing games with my destiny?! (shows a Puchuu playing with a sign that says "Destiny" on puppet strings, and then Watanabe kicks the Puchuu) Knock it off!
(Ugly) Puchuu: Damn, that hurt! You make-a me bleed!
Watanabe: Shut up! Shut up and die!

Watanabe: I'm... a... civil servant!! (nearby people gasp)

Watanabe: Um, I hope that this store's coffee shop is cool enough.
Hyatt: Yes, it's quite nice. And you are...
Watanabe: Watanabe. That's what my friends call me.
Hyatt: Mr. Watanabe? I see. My name is... ah...
Watanabe: (holding a pen and notebook) "Ah"?
Hyatt: No, ah, my name is Ayasugi, right?
Watanabe: (writing in his notebook) Oh, Miss "Ayasugi-Right," right?
Hyatt: No no, "Ayasugi-Right" is wrong.
Watanabe: I see, Miss "Ayasugi-Right-Is-Wrong." Is that Malaysian?
Hyatt: Please just call me whatever you wish, all right?
Watanabe: Then I guess it'll be Miss Ayasugi for short, huh?
Hyatt: Something like that.

Excel: Why did I have such a realistic daydream just then? And why did it have to be about Hyatt? I'm supposed to get more screentime than her.

Gomez: I'll buy you anything you want, Sandora.
Sandora: Then, I want a little brother.
Gomez: All right, Papa will get to work on that, right, corazón?
Sexy wife: I'm sure you will, but…
[Pedro's wife collapses to the ground, retching.]
Gomez: What is wrong? Are you already…
Sexy wife: Sí- with child.

Yoda: What you can see with your eyes is not all there is, young Excel. Open the eye of your soul.
Excel: The eye of my soul? And who the heck said you could do a cameo anyway?

Ilpalazzo: How can this be? Who puts a bomb in a dating game?

Watanabe: Can't you see that she's simply taking an innocent, childlike in this quaint children's play toy?
[Hyatt's gasps and blushes are anything but innocent and childlike.]

Hyatt: I've never ridden anything that only goes up and down and in and out before.

Hyatt: And may I ask where you work?
Watanabe: Me? Eh, I, uh, well…
Hyatt: A, I and Well? A law firm?
Watanabe: Well, you see…
Hyatt: Oh, does L.U.C. stand for Legal Underwriting and Contracts then?

Hyatt: How can I ever repay you for such kindness?
Watanabe: Oh, don't worry about it. It's only natural to help someone in trouble, that's the kind of guy I am.
Old Man: Aagh, my back!
Man: Oh, I dropped my wallet!
Woman: Aagh, somebody's kidnapped my baby!
Watanabe: Shut up! Can't you be in trouble quietly?