The "Partner Clarification" Rule
Jen: We're lesbians, you know. In this world, a "partner" can be life partner or a business partner you have to clarify. (shouting) You have to clarify!
Jen: Ok, so, um... honestly, what'd you think? Don't hold back, no holding back, I can take it.
Sam: Jenn, you..you've done something special. You have made sex... boring.
Chris: It was kind of like a PBS thing-- It was better when you described it.
Crutch: Yeah, I tried, I fell asleep.
Elizabeth: Oh, well, Jenn, this is a big night.
Jen: Yep. First screening, so...
Elizabeth: I'm sure it's going to be great. Being nervous is a normal part of the process.
Sam: (laughs dryly) I love how someone can't just be nervous-- there has to be a process around it.
Jen: She has some issues with therapy.
Sam: Therapy's crap.
Elizabeth: Well, usually the people that think it's crap are the ones that need it most.
Sam: That's spoken like a true therapist.
Elizabeth: You're never tried therapy have you?
Sam: Depends on what kind of therapy you're talking about.
Elizabeth: The talking kind.
Sam: I prefer the physical kind.
Elizabeth: At some point you may actually have to engage your mind.
(Kris and Chris discussing what kind of man would make the best sperm donor)
Kris: OK, a fun, smart, cute guy, who totally loves animals and is a good dancer.
In Unison: Gay man!
This episode was inspired by Michelle Paradise's experiences taking pole-dancing classes.