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Exes & Ohs

Season 1 Episode 1

There Must Be Rules

Aired Monday 10:00 PM Oct 08, 2007 on LOGO
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Episode Summary

A year after a rocky break-up Jennifer is still hung up on her ex when she gets trapped on a yacht where her ex is getting married. Her best friend Sam gives her an advice to get some action to get over Sienna, having a hard time committing to her new play-thing at the same time.moreless

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (2)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • The "Breakup Calculator" Rule

        Jen: Relationships aren't fully done until you've reached four breakups or six months apart whichever one comes first.

      • The "Ex Girlfriend" Rule

        Jen: Old girlfriends never leave. They just become best friends. That way, they can continue to torture you for the rest of your natural life.

      • The "Lesbian Etiquette" Rule

        Jen: Lesbian etiquette -- groping, grinding and humping on the dance floor is one thing, but having even the tiniest flirtations, engaging conversation off the dance floor, now, that's just wrong.

      • Reverend Ruby: Look, honey, I've been doing this long enough to since what a sole needs, and you are in need of a strong... tongue bath! And I mean soon. Mm-hmm.
        Jen: You're not a very good reverend.
        Reverend Ruby: It's your fantasy. So make up your mind! What you gonna do, huh? You gonna move on? Or you gonna become one of them cat ladies. (roars)

      • Jen: Look, I'm just not ready for a whole new relationship.
        Sam: Who said anything about an relationship? No! What you need is to get laid. That will help your moving on process.

      • Sam: Where this way when we broke up?
        Jen: No.
        Sam: Honey, it's been eight years. Look, I love you, but, really, you could have told me you slept with all of settle the day after I moved out...and I wouldn't care.
        Jen: But I didn't
        Sam: I don't care.

      • Jen: Shouldn't I be here with someone?
        Reverand Ruby: Beloved, in order to marry someone, you have to be in a relationship with someone, which you cannot do until you move on from someone.

      • Sam: Baby, sleeping with someone isn't always the start of a relationship.
        Jen: Sienna and I turned out great.
        Sam: Jennifer... you're both in therapy.

    • NOTES (3)

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