Exes & Ohs

Season 1 Episode 1

There Must Be Rules

Aired Monday 10:00 PM Oct 08, 2007 on LOGO



  • Trivia

    • The motto for the Beever Cafe reads, "where you're never too busy to eat more pie!"

    • The bird trainer couldn't get the cockatiel to land on Jennifer's head so what is actually shown in this episode is the bird flying off her head in reverse.

  • Quotes

    • The "Breakup Calculator" Rule

      Jen: Relationships aren't fully done until you've reached four breakups or six months apart whichever one comes first.

    • The "Ex Girlfriend" Rule

      Jen: Old girlfriends never leave. They just become best friends. That way, they can continue to torture you for the rest of your natural life.

    • The "Lesbian Etiquette" Rule

      Jen: Lesbian etiquette -- groping, grinding and humping on the dance floor is one thing, but having even the tiniest flirtations, engaging conversation off the dance floor, now, that's just wrong.

    • Reverend Ruby: Look, honey, I've been doing this long enough to since what a sole needs, and you are in need of a strong... tongue bath! And I mean soon. Mm-hmm.
      Jen: You're not a very good reverend.
      Reverend Ruby: It's your fantasy. So make up your mind! What you gonna do, huh? You gonna move on? Or you gonna become one of them cat ladies. (roars)

    • Jen: Look, I'm just not ready for a whole new relationship.
      Sam: Who said anything about an relationship? No! What you need is to get laid. That will help your moving on process.

    • Sam: Where this way when we broke up?
      Jen: No.
      Sam: Honey, it's been eight years. Look, I love you, but, really, you could have told me you slept with all of settle the day after I moved out...and I wouldn't care.
      Jen: But I didn't
      Sam: I don't care.

    • Jen: Shouldn't I be here with someone?
      Reverand Ruby: Beloved, in order to marry someone, you have to be in a relationship with someone, which you cannot do until you move on from someone.

    • Sam: Baby, sleeping with someone isn't always the start of a relationship.
      Jen: Sienna and I turned out great.
      Sam: Jennifer... you're both in therapy.

  • Notes

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