[After Maggie gets up to get a drink] Daniel: Look, when she comes back, right, make some excuse and leave us alone will you? Andy: What you got planned? [Daniel pulls out a condom from his pocket and holds it up in front of Andy] Andy: You've unravelled it? Daniel: Ready for action. I just hope it's big enough.
[Darren (Andy's agent) is talking to Andy about a film role with Daniel Radcliffe] Agent: Plus, I checked with them straight away. I said, "Will we still get paid even if his performance is crap?" They said "yes," so.. it's a win-win for us. Andy: You didn't ask them that?! Agent: Well, yeah. Because obviously I was worried that if you got the gig and they've seen the sitcom, they may fire you.
[Agent is on phone with a casting person for a movie] Agent: And how much.. how much would you be paying him? [Laughs out loud] You've got more money then sense, mate. [Pause] No, I'm his agent.
Agent: Actually, talking of the papers, you've made quite a splash again, but, annoyingly, they didn't go with the whole "Giving the kid an X-Box" angle Andy: What did they go with? Agent: [holds up paper and reads headline] um, TV bully kicks dwarf in face. Andy: Accurate, but as you say there's no such thing as bad publicity. Agent: [holding up a different paper and reading headline] Pick on someone your own size fatty. Andy: Oh, maybe there is.
Warwick: What do you think I've got this ring for? Andy: I don't know - you're a Hobbit?
Daniel Radcliffe: You married? Make-Up Artist: Yeah. Daniel Radcliffe: Don't stop me. A ring don't mean a thing.
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