Maggie: Is that the woman you lost your virginity to?
Maggie: The one that looks like Ronnie Corbett.
Andy: That is Ronnie Corbett. Why would she be wearing a tuxedo?
Maggie: She might be a lesbian.
Andy: Then why would I lose my virginity to a lesbian?
Maggie: Don't know she might have turned lesbian after you slept with her.