(Andy runs into a holding Stephen Fry in the Gents - Fry is holding his BAFTA)
Stephen Fry: [Referring to 'When the Whistle Blows'] Looks a bit desperate. That's all I'm saying.
Andy: I don't really feel desperate. As I say, it's a knockabout comedy. I'm not into 'high art'.
Stephen Fry: Ah yes, but as Oscar Wilde so wonderfully put it: 'We're all in the gutters, but some of us are looking at the stars.'
[Stephen Fry makes the 1st of many 'almost' exits from the restroom]
Andy: He was probably looking up men's trousers, the old poof.
Stephen Fry: Sorry?
Andy: He was looking up at the stars, yeah.
Stephen Fry: Yes, that's right. I'm off to be looking at some stars myself right now.
Andy: (Voice lowered, but threatening) You're going to be seeing some stars in a minute.
Stephen Fry: What?
Andy: Nothing! Why do you keep coming back in?