Ricky Gervais |
Andy Millman |
Ashley Jensen |
Maggie Jacobs |
Stephen Swift |
Wishy Washy |
Guest Star |
Joanna Burnett |
Staff Member |
Guest Star |
Les Dennis |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Stephen Merchant |
Andy's agent |
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Les Dennis: The only people laughing were that bunch of gays.
Andy: Nothing wrong with gays.
Les Dennis: No, I know. But they'll laugh at anything. No victory making a bunch of gay fellas laugh. They'll laugh at anything. Look at that Graham Norton.
Les Dennis: [Calls 'Heat' magazine] I just spotted Les Dennis, the comedian and impressionist and actor Les Dennis. I just spotted him shopping in New Bond Street.
Magazine Representative: Doubt he can afford much around there, can he?
Les Dennis: Well, he can, because I just saw him, and he was spending a fucking shit-load of cash, all right? So put that in. Make sure you put that in.
Andy: Have you got anything for me at all?
Agent: Loads of stuff. Do you fancy a panto in Guilford with Les Dennis?
Andy: No. What, that's it?
Agent: Yeah.
Andy: You said there were loads of stuff!
Agent: I thought you'd go with that one.
Agent: Seriously, talk to me.
Andy: Why am I not getting any acting roles?
Agent: I've been thinking about this, and I'm glad you brought it up. I've got a feeling it could be your shape. It is a very unusual shape and I'm not sure who would be looking for it. Could you maybe do a bit more exercise?
Andy: Could you maybe do a bit more work?
Agent: Well, no, we can banter all we like, but, I mean, all I'll say is, if you insist on remaining, you know, a blob, could you maybe at least get a tan?
Andy: They're looking for a fat bloke with a tan, are they? What's that for, Oliver Stone's "Story of Buddha"?
Les Dennis I even considered suicide.
Andy: Oh.
Les Dennis: Yeah, actually thinking: I'm gonna end it all - I'm thinking: I'll do it live on telly, that'll show her. And I was thinking about it, Melinda Messenger came in - lovely girl, she was chatting away...
Andy: Took your mind off it?
Les Dennis: Yeah, I was looking at her tits.
Andy: Hold on, his daughter? But he's definitely gay.
Maggie: He can't be gay if he's got a daughter.
Andy: Oscar Wilde was married with two kids.
Maggie: Well he can't have been gay.
Andy: What, Oscar Wilde?
Maggie: Yeah.
Andy: Got to stop hanging around with you.
The music featured in the episode is, 'Magic' by, Pilot. It reached No. 11 in the U.K. Top 40 in November 1974.
Les Dennis: And I was thinking about it, Melinda Messenger came in...
Melinda Messenger was a glamour model - a 'Page 3 stunna' to use British slang. She has large, (plastic) breasts - probably a head too, I've never really looked up that high.
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S 2 : Ep 7
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