A Fort's Best Friend is Not a Mother

Season 1, Episode 31, Aired

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Wilton's mother comes to visit and tries to have him transferred back East.
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      • Wild Eagle: Papa Bear, you great leader, Crazy Horse. Papa Bear: Nice! Crazy Cat: Wait, why Papa be Crazy Horse? Why no me? O'Rourke: What's the difference? Crazy Cat: Big difference! I Crazy Cat. I make better Crazy Horse than Papa Bear. I crazy to begin with!

      • Wild Eagle: Before paleface come here, Injun have no problem. Agarn: Yeah, Injuns had no money, either. Wild Eagle: Never think of it that way.

      • Agarn: She even wants us to dig a moat! Who we fightin', Robin Hood?!?

      • Duffy: If she keeps botherin' me about my mustache, I'm going home to my wife! Vanderbilt: You ain't even married, Duffy. Duffy: No wonder I don't get no mail!

      • Mrs. Parmenter: How on Earth did you ever get into the cavalry? Vanderbilt: I didn't mean to. I was riding a horse and it followed a bunch of other horses.

      • Capt. Parmenter: Gee, I wonder when the stage is going to get here. Agarn: I got it all figured out, Captain. If they get here in the next 20 minutes, it'll be the earliest they've ever been late.

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      • Mrs. Parmenter: (packing to go back East) Horace Greeley had a terrible sense of direction! Greeley, the editor of the New York Tribune in the mid-19th century, famously wrote in the paper, "Go West, young man," although who actually originated the phrase remains in dispute.

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