F Troop

Season 1 Episode 31

A Fort's Best Friend is Not a Mother

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Apr 19, 1966 on ABC

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    • Wild Eagle: Papa Bear, you great leader, Crazy Horse.
      Papa Bear: Nice!
      Crazy Cat: Wait, why Papa be Crazy Horse? Why no me?
      O'Rourke: What's the difference?
      Crazy Cat: Big difference! I Crazy Cat. I make better Crazy Horse than Papa Bear. I crazy to begin with!

    • Wild Eagle: Before paleface come here, Injun have no problem.
      Agarn: Yeah, Injuns had no money, either.
      Wild Eagle: Never think of it that way.

    • Agarn: She even wants us to dig a moat! Who we fightin', Robin Hood?!?

    • Duffy: If she keeps botherin' me about my mustache, I'm going home to my wife!
      Vanderbilt: You ain't even married, Duffy.
      Duffy: No wonder I don't get no mail!

    • Mrs. Parmenter: How on Earth did you ever get into the cavalry?
      Vanderbilt: I didn't mean to. I was riding a horse and it followed a bunch of other horses.

    • Capt. Parmenter: Gee, I wonder when the stage is going to get here.
      Agarn: I got it all figured out, Captain. If they get here in the next 20 minutes, it'll be the earliest they've ever been late.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Mrs. Parmenter: (packing to go back East) Horace Greeley had a terrible sense of direction!

      Greeley, the editor of the New York Tribune in the mid-19th century, famously wrote in the paper, "Go West, young man," although who actually originated the phrase remains in dispute.

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