Agarn and the marching band play the F Troop theme on their instruments.
Big Jim Parker: Things have changed, haven't they? Hmm? Last night, you were a couple of brave braves and today you're just a couple of cowards. Wild Eagle: Nothing changed. Last night we cowards. We cowards today. Tomorrow we cowards. Crazy Cat: You name it, we cowards!
Dobbs: Hey, Sarge, I got an idea. Why don't we have Agarn serenade him with that saxophone of his. That'd drive anybody out of town. Agarn: You're asking for it, Dobbs!
O'Rourke: There's a lot of them carpetbaggers around buying up towns these days. Agarn: No kiddin', Sarge? O'Rourke: Yeah, just last week there was some guy trying to sell me a town, but I was too smart for him. Agarn: Where was it? O'Rourke: Some place out in Nevada called "Las Vegas." Agarn: They gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart you, Sarge.
Agarn: Sir, I don't think there's any doubt but that the leader of the band should have an instrument that plays lovely, melodious tones. Dobbs: Too bad you can't find an instrument like that, Agarn. Agarn: I'm warning you, Dobbs! Dobbs: Cap'n, I think that the leader of the band should play the bugle because it's more military. Agarn: Your bugle is military only because with your lips, it becomes a deadly weapon. Dobbs: I'm warning you, Agarn!
Larry Storch is an avid saxophone player and got to play (or at least carry) a sax in character in this episode.
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