O'Rourke: There's a lot of them carpetbaggers around buying up towns these days.
Agarn: No kiddin', Sarge?
O'Rourke: Yeah, just last week there was some guy trying to sell me a town, but I was too smart for him.
Agarn: Where was it?
O'Rourke: Some place out in Nevada called "Las Vegas."
Agarn: They gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart you, Sarge.