Agarn: Bugle Bill?
O'Rourke: That's right. They call him that because he's got this thing about buglers ever since one big Indian fight. He hollered "charge" and the bugler blew "retreat."
Agarn: Well, what happened?
O'Rourke: Well, he was out there all by himself, but before he figured that out, he was so full of arrows that a porcupine followed him home.