F Troop

Henry Terkel: (showing Agarn another invention) I call it my wagon-mobile. It's like a horse and buggy. Agarn: Where do you hook up the horse? Henry Terkel: You don't use a horse. It runs on liquid, like oil and kerosene. Agarn: You're going to give kerosene to a horse? Henry Terkel: No, no, no, you put the oil in the gadget and it makes the wheels go round. Agarn: You put oil in a buggy and you'll end up with four slippery wheels.

Agarn: Well, Sarge, what do we do? O'Rourke: I don't know, but I'll think of something. Agarn: I got it. O'Rourke: What? Agarn: The captain wants the money by 9:30? O'Rourke: Right. Agarn: We leave town at 9. O'Rourke: Ah. For desertion, you get 20 years. Agarn: So what? For embezzling Army funds, you get 25. I just saved us five years.