Agarn: Well, Sarge, what do we do?
O'Rourke: I don't know, but I'll think of something.
Agarn: I got it.
Agarn: The captain wants the money by 9:30?
Agarn: We leave town at 9.
O'Rourke: Ah. For desertion, you get 20 years.
Agarn: So what? For embezzling Army funds, you get 25. I just saved us five years.