F Troop

Agarn: Sarge! A great idea! O'Rourke: What is it? You got one? Agarn: No, that's what we need -- a great idea.

Wild Eagle: Captain marry Silver Dove or we have big fight! O'Rourke: Fight, ha, you? The tribe that invented the peace pipe? Wild Eagle: We fight! Tradition only thing Hekawi fight for. O'Rourke: You would? Wild Eagle: Even if we have to hire Apache to do it.

Capt. Parmenter: (after spying Silver Dove and War Cloud kissing) I didn't know Indians kissed. In "The Last of the Mohicans," they rubbed noses. O'Rourke: Yeah, well, that's why they were the last of the Mohicans.

Capt. Parmenter: Men, you're forgetting the old cavalry saying: "There are two sides to every rock and it takes all kinds of Indians to make the West." Agarn: What does that mean? Capt. Parmenter: I don't know. Nobody ever asked me before.

Wrangler Jane: I was hopin' you'd get so took with my cooking, you'd want to eat it the rest of your life. Capt. Parmenter: Well, that's very kind of you, Janie. But what if I got transferred? How would you ship it to me?

O'Rourke: Look, what are you standing around for? Why don't you get your boys and go after 'em? Wild Eagle: Peace-loving Hekawi fight Indian? That your job! O'Rourke & Agarn: Our job?!? Wild Eagle: Why you think we make paleface brother? US Cavalry always come to rescue!

Wild Eagle: War Cloud there, son of Shug chief. He want to marry my little girl but I say no! Shugs not good enough to lace mocassin of Hekawi maiden. Agarn: Sarge, just like Romeo and Juliet! Wild Eagle: What tribe they with?

Wild Eagle: We have old Hekawi saying: "When field mouse see shadow, time to string beets!" Agarn: What's that mean? Wild Eagle: Not know. Nobody ever ask before.

Agarn: You call this whiskey? Wild Eagle: You call it whiskey. Hekawi call it "masuma hashimuma." O'Rourke: What? Wild Eagle: Paleface translation: rotgut.