Crazy Cat: Chief look, smoke signal.
Agarn: What does it say?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat, give me my reading glasses.
O'Rourke: It's from your Apache friend, Chief Mean Buffalo.
Agarn: Well, what does it say?
Wild Eagle: It say "greetings. Your tribe has been selected to serve in the all indian army. Will contact you later. Sincerely, Chief Mean Buffalo. PS, soldier dogs must die."