F Troop

O'Rourke: What's the emergency, Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Company's coming. My uncle Jupiter.
O'Rourke: Colonel Parmenter? Old "Spit and Polish"?
Captain Parmenter: Yeah, good, old Uncle Jupiter. You know, when I was two years old, I pulled his mustache and he tried to transfer me out of the family.

Captain Parmenter: Chief, we'll give you two boxes of beads and twenty four dollars.
Wild Eagle: Twenty four dollars???
Captain Parmenter: That's all we paid for the whole island of Manhattan.
Wild Eagle: Dollar not buy so much now!

Col.Parmenter:(to Capt.Parmenter) If they keep you out here long enough, we'll end up with Geronimo in the White House.

Wild Eagle: Army chow -- I hear it kill more soldiers than Indians do!

Agarn: They're the vanishing Americans. Why don't they just ... vanish?

Wild Eagle: This funny country. Once only buffalo live here. Injun come, then paleface come. Now paleface give $300 for land Injun take away from buffalo. Could only happen in America!

Duffy: How come they raises the free lunch from a nickel to a dime? O'Rourke: Always complainin', ain't ya, Duffy? Next thing you'll want a free lunch for nothin'.