Capt.Parmenter: I'm calling a surprise Indian alert drill.
Dobbs: Thats the second one this week, Captain.
Capt.Parmenter: I know, but in the case of an Indian attack, the state of readiness of the men of F Troop can mean the difference between life and (immitates a scalping)(Capt.Parmenter pulls out a lock of hair)Dobbs: What's that, Captain?
Capt.Parmenter: That is a lock of General Custer's hair. He never called a surprise Indian alert drill.
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Gina: Please, Caporale, do not start with the amore. Mario's the only man in the whole, wide world that I could love. And I hate him!
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Wild Eagle: O'Rourke need new business like porcupine need new quill.
Agarn: That's no way to talk, Chief. Progress is the very keynote of success. In the race of life, he who stands in one place is left behind. He who seeks new horizons is rewarded with gold-fruited affluence.
Crazy Cat: Where you learn this?
Agarn: I read it in the bottom of my cereal bowl. Next to the rabbit.
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The episode title is a play on "La Dolce Vita," an Italian phrase meaning "the sweet life" also used as the title of Frederico Fellini's 1960 film.
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