F Troop

O'Rourke: Well, we gotta figure out some way of getting Agarn back into the army. Wild Eagle: I have way. O'Rourke: Oh, what's that? Wild Eagle: Tonight when he sleep, whole tribe sneak off to Mexico.

Wild Eagle: Like old Indian saying: "Cannot make fur coat from feather of goose." O'Rourke: What does that mean? Wild Eagle: Who knows? Show you what strain I under.

Roaring Chicken: You drink this down, Chief. Soon you feel much better. Wild Eagle: Who ever hear medicine man with medicine? You supposed to dance! Roaring Chicken: Chief, have not cured any patient by dancing, 25 years. First thing that goes in medicine man is legs. Wild Eagle: What is in bowl? Roaring Chicken: Juice of gooseberries. Fermented sap of oak tree. Six raw turtle eggs. Ground up tooth of beaver. Good roughage!

Capt. Parmenter: Did you know that my great-grandfather, Hannibal Parmenter, was a major in George Washington's army? Agarn: He was, sir? Capt. Parmenter: Yes, he was at Valley Forge, in charge of prisoners. Agarn: Say, then he must have known my great-grandfather. He was a deserter.

Capt. Parmenter: Trooper Duffy, I noticed something very interesting in your service record. Duffy: What's that, sir? Capt. Parmenter: You were killed in action.

Capt. Parmenter: Private Hoffenmueller. I noticed that you speak Apache, Sioux, Cherokee and Hekowi. Now, we can use you as an interpreter. Just as soon as you learn to speak English. Hoffenmueller: Yawohl, mein Kapitan!