F Troop

Season 1 Episode 8

Old Ironpants

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Nov 02, 1965 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • O'Rourke: (negotiating price of mock Indian attack) $15. Take it or leave it.
      Wild Eagle: For $15, I could not even get squaws to attack.
      Agarn: $17.50?
      Wild Eagle: For that price, I cannot give you first-class attack. All you get are six braves on old horses, no war paint, no yelling and screaming.
      Agarn: What's an Indian attack with no war whoops?!?
      Wild Eagle: Would you whoop it up for $17.50?
      O'Rourke: He's got a point. Alright, we'll take the $20 attack, but I want a lot of braves, a lotta war paint, yelling, screaming.
      Wild Eagle: Now if you'd like to go for $25 attack, five redskins bite dust!